the creepiest thing

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Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing 

your young child has ever said to you?

~Best Of-Edition~

I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?"
7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

"Daddy sleep", then pushing my head underwater at the pool.

My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy its a monster..we should bury it."

I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

My niece was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. Her mom asked her what she was thinking about, and she said, "I'm imagining the waves of blood rushing over me."

"So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?"
3 year old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.

When my 2.5 year old and her friend were hanging out, the topic of T-Rex and other dinos came up. I asked her friend:
"If you were a T-Rex, what would you do for fun? "
He answered: I'd chase herbivores!
I then asked my daughter this question:
"If you were a T-Rex, what would you eat? "
She got very serious and looked me right in the eyes and said:
"Children. I'd eat children".

A friend of mine's child told him "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."
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Jag sitter och fnissar i någon sorts hänförd förskräckelse. Det är roligare att läsa om än att uppleva det själv.

När jag var barnvakt åt min systerson för någon månad sedan (han är 2½ år gammal), så såg han plötsligt allvarligt på mig, blottade sina tänder och väste:
"Jag ska skära halsen av dig."